OK, so it’s on the Web, it includes the words “designer” and “vagina” and it involves having surgery. What could possibly go wrong? Look, there are a whole lot of things smart people don’t do online: buy a suit, sign a mortgage, forward anything to ten friends because an anonymous sender says “forward this to ten friends.” Add to that list shopping for new genitalia. But hey, if you’re looking to upgrade to Vagina 2.0 and want to do it on the Internet, go right ahead. Just make sure your $10 million check from the Nigerian Finance Minister has cleared first.